1. thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    missvoltairine:

    Oh my god that cat is so excited for the surface of the water to be solid because it thinks it’ll be able to finally catch a fish oh my god oh my god look at it slip around ahhhhhhhhh

    THE FISH HAVE SOME KIND OF FORCE FIELD

    (Source: lawebloca, via rooster1564)

     
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  3. aquariantides:

    adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

    (via cuntwarrior)

     
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  5. durnesque-esque:

    ninjagiry:

    athinikli:

    junkyardvarren:

    shanellbklyn:

    miwadake:

    bana05:

    kit-kat-sb:

    nablayah:

    idilardayacad:

    maleehaisconfused:

    spikefuckingjonze:

    anyone else noticing a trend here?

    lol

    didn’t know ancient egyptians looked like mayo…

    RHAMSES IM CHOKING LIKE THEY DIDNT SEE THE STATUES OR NOTHING

    Ok but of course the servants and thieves are black ok i see yall

    This makes me so mad

    Just damn. The racism is FLAGRANT. Like, wow. I would’ve rather everyone be white and WRONG than this fuckery here. Good Lord.

    lordy…..

    Disgusted still…I’m not going to see this trash ass movie. I’m boycotting.

    boycott this piece of trash. 

    ohh the irony…

    Even without the bullshit casting, the film looks awful just from a script and concept angle. From the trailer and production stills alone, I see absolutely no respect towards the religious texts this is “based” on, nor any respect for the people who still follow them today. All I see is another beefcake-and-CGI mythology wankfest on par with Clash of the Titans. They’ve put Moses in black (Period-inaccurate) armor and set him up to fight Rhamses in literal combat. Call me crazy here, but I fail to recall the chapter in Exodus where Moses geared up and went word-slinging in the courtyard of the Egyptian palace.

    I don’t doubt that they would’ve cast a white guy anyway, even with a different script, but it’s clear that they cast Bale specifically here because they wanted this movie to be BatMoses….

    Na na na na na na na na na

    image

    (via the-sums-not-counted)

     
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  7. alwaysseekinghappiness:

    papershopprojects:

    huffingtonpost:

    HERE’S WHAT ‘YELLOW FEVER’ REALLY MEANS

    "All my ex-girlfriends are Asian."

    If you’ve ever come across this charming come-on, you’ve probably been exposed to yellow fever

    For her full rant watch the video here.

    YES, THERE IS NOW A MUCH NEEDED GIF SET FOR THIS!

    (via 4everincomplete)

     
  8. scribbles-of-blue:

    Shit my cockatiel does.

    (via siggymcpissyface)

     
     

  9. kawaiigod:

    girl: he cheated on me

    me: then break up with him

    girl: but-

    me: bye

    (Source: zootedboy, via sircuddlebuns)

     

  10. adam-pancake:

    trxylermyqueen:

    Guys will never understand the joy of having your period a week before you travel.

    And the horror when you realize you will start on your trip

    (via verbalrubbish)

     
  11. meatloves:

    the cucumber saga

    (via verbalrubbish)

     

  12. dumbasschronicles:

    catesstrophe:

    today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

    she just kept going 

    i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

    working in customer service

    (via verbalrubbish)

     

  13. totallyadhd:

    amaloli:

    amaloli:

    today in art class a guy made a dick out of clay and when the art teacher was walking around she stopped in front of him and stared at it and just said “it doesn’t look very accurate” and walked away

    all the guys at our table were like “how does she know what a dick look like” and she said

    i’m sixty years old and married and have three kids

    The real question is why couldn’t a boy make an accurate dick.

    (Source: charlottes, via verbalrubbish)

     

  14. ohhowiloveunicorns:

    RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU LOVE BO BURNHAM

    (via verbalrubbish)

     
  15. sylskull:

    this is still the most frightening and powerful line of Season 4 and i don’t really think i need to explain why.

    (via the-sums-not-counted)